Soccer Convo w/ Iowa Friend
Actual text message battle I had with my friend from Iowa about the World Cup:
Friend: So much action in todays first two games. These guys are gonna break the score boards
Me: Go back to middle America and eat friend mayonnaise balls and watch cars make left turns for 500 laps.
Friend: That's 498 more laps than points scored today.
Me: Oh, cuz laps are just as exciting as goals. "Oh shit! Jeff Gordon is going.... left again."
Friend: And those mayo balls are fucking food!
Me: I hope for car crashes watching your sport like you hope for goals watching mine.
Friend: Exactly! On there is always at least one crash for us. Urs not so garaunteed (spelled wrong)
Me: You are why everyone hates America.
Friend: Ur why america hates you.
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