Robbie's Blog

Dec 11

Jul 16

Carmaggedon, eh?

Check out this picture from SigAlert.com. EVERYTHING IS GREEN except where the freeway is closed down. Once again, we freak out over nothing. Y2K ring a bell?

Jul 12

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May 27

Parking Wars

This car has been taking up two spots on my street, and hasn’t moved in like 3 days…

I wrote a note to put on this person’s car. Here is said note:

Let’s see how this goes…

May 19

Race War at the Library

• The library is my favorite place to write. It's quiet most of the time, but because it's a free place to hang out there are a lot of weirdos here. I'm sitting here at my table, typing away, and a race war almost broke out. I'm still sitting at the same 4-person table as this white woman. This is verbatim what just happened:
• *Black Woman answers her cell phone at adjoining table, talking quietly for like 20 seconds*
• White Woman: You gotta take that call outside, lady.
• *Black Woman nods her head nicely and walks outside.*
• Racially Ambigious Woman to White Woman: I heard you on your phone earlier... bitch.
• White Woman: Excuse me?
• Racially Ambiguous Woman: You were on your phone earlier, bitch.
• White Woman: I don't know what you're talking about.
• Racially Ambiguous Woman: You're just racist, bitch." (sense a theme with her comments?)
• White Woman: I'm not racist, I like black people. I hate Russians.
• Racially Ambiguous Woman: Good thing I'm not Russian, you racist bitch.

Mar 21

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And the best headline/sub-headline combo of the day goes to….

Mar 15

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Mar 10

Replying to spam is always fun… I’ll let you know if he answers me.

Feb 16

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