Robbie's Blog

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Go Bananas Comedy Club, Cincinnati, OH

Big thanks to owner Mike Kurtz for buying us Thai food, and Michael Kosta for being such a hilarious and cool dude and bringing me to feature for him. This club knows how to do things, check out this sign in the green room:

Met some new friends, who were pouring their beers into my 50% Single shot glasses (available after shows or on my website, subtle plug). They also look like they’re about to turn into werewolves, stupid iPhone.

6 great shows, way too many beers, and a lot of fun. Can’t wait to come back.

Carmaggedon, eh?

Check out this picture from SigAlert.com. EVERYTHING IS GREEN except where the freeway is closed down. Once again, we freak out over nothing. Y2K ring a bell?

Best marriage proposal ever. What a pimp!

Parking Wars

This car has been taking up two spots on my street, and hasn’t moved in like 3 days…

I wrote a note to put on this person’s car. Here is said note:

Let’s see how this goes…

Race War at the Library

The library is my favorite place to write. It's quiet most of the time, but because it's a free place to hang out there are a lot of weirdos here. I'm sitting here at my table, typing away, and a race war almost broke out. I'm still sitting at the same 4-person table as this white woman. This is verbatim what just happened: 
 *Black Woman answers her cell phone at adjoining table, talking quietly for like 20 seconds*
White Woman: You gotta take that call outside, lady.
 *Black Woman nods her head nicely and walks outside.*
Racially Ambigious Woman to White Woman: I heard you on your phone earlier... bitch.
White Woman: Excuse me?
Racially Ambiguous Woman: You were on your phone earlier, bitch.
White Woman: I don't know what you're talking about.
Racially Ambiguous Woman: You're just racist, bitch." (sense a theme with her comments?)
White Woman: I'm not racist, I like black people. I hate Russians.
Racially Ambiguous Woman: Good thing I'm not Russian, you racist bitch.

This makes me so happy.

And the best headline/sub-headline combo of the day goes to….

God I love this. Hearing old people say “wiener” and “poopy” back-to-back will turn any frown to a smile.

Replying to spam is always fun… I’ll let you know if he answers me.

New Stand-Up clip: Why Girls Love Cats